About SpiteWire
The news aggregator that doesn't just report the news — we roast it to perfection with AI-powered snark and spicy takes.
Our Mission
In a world drowning in bland, sanitized news coverage, SpiteWire cuts through the noise with sharp wit and unfiltered commentary. We believe news should be informative and entertaining — because if you're going to be depressed about the state of the world, you might as well laugh about it.
Our AI doesn't just summarize articles; it delivers the spicy takes you're thinking but afraid to say. We're here to make news consumption less painful and more fun.
AI-Powered Snark
Our AI doesn't just read the news — it roasts it. Get spicy takes and witty commentary that cuts through the BS.
Community Driven
Vote, comment, and share your thoughts. Build a community of people who appreciate news with a side of sass.
Share the Snark
Found a particularly spicy take? Share it across social media and spread the snark to your network.
No Bullshit
We summarize and comment; we don't replace. Read the original articles, then come back for our take.
How SpiteWire Works
We Aggregate
Our system finds the most talked-about news stories from across the web.
AI Analyzes
Our AI reads the articles and generates spicy, snarky commentary that tells it like it is.
You Enjoy
Read, vote, comment, and share the snarkiest takes on today's news.
Built With Modern Tech
Frontend & Backend
- • Next.js 15 with App Router
- • TypeScript for type safety
- • Tailwind CSS for styling
- • Responsive design for all devices
AI & Data
- • OpenAI GPT-4o for commentary
- • Supabase for database & auth
- • Real-time analytics tracking
- • Advanced content parsing
Questions? Suggestions? Complaints?
SpiteWire is built and maintained by @wayytootall. Feel free to reach out with feedback, feature requests, or just to share your favorite spicy takes.